Some of these are known, others I made up myself. Can you think of any funny ones?
Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America people order triple bacon cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet cola.
Only in America we have drive up ATM machines with braille.
Only in America do people think that Martin Luther was the greatest African American who ever lived.
Only in America are machine guns and assault rifles legal but toy guns are illegal.
Only in America can a Muslim tell a Jew, "Have a happy Christmas".
Only in America do dogs get better health care than their owners.
Only in America you can learn to speak Spanish and not a word of English.
Only in America do people ride in trucks with articial genitals attached.
Only in America are there food eating championships.
Only in America are there weight-loss solutions that involve eating food.
Only in America are libertarians actually considered reasonable and normal people.
Only in America are national flags made in China.
Only in America do fast food places serve something called "Pancakes and Sausage".
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Only in America does anybody believe that it is only In America that the “Only in America” quotes are true.
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