If you are a guy reading this then you probably know what a fleshlight is. A fleshlight is a male sex toy that replicates the pussy. Well, it can also replicate the mouth or anus, but let us just stick to pussy (actually, it would even be more preferable if we can stick it into a pussy, though that would take us off topic). This is an extremely popular male sex toy. Boys always think about sex, all day long, but they do not want to go through the hassle of finding themselves some pussy. Or these boys might be losers who lack social skills and physical appeal to attract a girl. So instead of going through all those challenges now guys have a place to stick their penis into that feels very close to an actual vagina. I would post a link to how a fleshlight looks like but Google is going to get all butthurt on me because this blog is not labeled "adults only", so to avoid the risk of making the great Google angry how about you just search for this yourselves, on Google (for irony), to see how it looks like if you are interested in seeing it.
Now we need to ask what is a "relationship"? I basically gave you my views (which are infallible, by the way, and if you do not believe me you can go fuck off and die) on this subject many months ago here. Let me summarize my arguments here again.
A relationship is a complex form of prostitution. Prostitution is monetary exchange for sex. A relationship is just like prostitution, just more complex. The boy is expected to do stuff for the girl, and the girl is expected to do stuff for the boy. The boy might have to buy her flowers, take her to movies, go on a dinner with her, or just listen to the bullshit girls talk about and pretend that she has anything of value to say. But this is of course for a price. The boys expects stuff from the girl. The girl cleans his floors, makes him a sam'vich, and sucks on his dick. Both the girl and boy probably have a desire for sex and both of them satisfy that desire when they fuck together. That is all what a relationship is. It is not some selfless act of love, it is not some eternal holy union, it is not some supernatural state of mind, it is just prostitution.
The fleshlight is better than a girlfriend depending on the kind of relationship you want. If you want a girlfriend that makes you sam'viches and cleans your house then I guess it is more desirable to have a girlfriend because the fleshlight is not capable of doing that kind of stuff. But to be fair those girlfriends are a real pain to have. They will constantly complain and talk about how they are "equal members of society". So you will have to get yourself a whip and beat them up a couple of times a week to discipline them into obedient girlfriends. But that is too much of a hassle, you might rather just hire a maid to clean up your house than dealing with this trouble maker girlfriend.
But if your goal in a relationship is to have sex and to satisfy your sex drive then dump your girlfriend. The fleshlight is so much better than a girlfriend in that regard. Just consider the cost of a fleshlight, like 60 or 70 dollars. It depends, some might be even cheaper. I got my fleshlight for only 20 dollars because I brought a used fleshlight on e-Bay from a 62 year old male seller who goes by the name "Aids2U". That is all it costs. Now consider a girlfriend. A girlfriend you need to listen to. And this would not even be a big deal if girls had anything intelligent to say, but you have to listen to them ramble on and on about pointless non-sense. Time is money, the time you waste listening to her adds up, a lot. Then you need to buy her gifts. If you do not buy her gifts then she will get angry at you and not want to fuck you. And those gifts cannot be cheap gifts, they need to be diamonds and gold necklaces. But it does not even stop here. You need to take her out to dinner and to movies. This would not even a big deal but you need to listen to her. You need to go to the dinner she wants and the movie she would like to see, which, without much surprise, turn out being extremely boring movies. That is more money you have to waste. And even if you do everything right girls are unpredictable. They are even more confusing than the quantum world. At any one moment they can start crying and leave you forever, for no reason at all. All that investment you put into her ended up being a failure. But the fleshlight always works for you, so much cheaper, and predictable (since it was designed by a man).
Other than the cost, the fleshlight has a lot of great advantages over a girlfriend. First, your girlfriend might not be in the "mood". In fact, she is usually not in the mood. You are always in the mood, because you are a guy, well except the 30 minutes after you have sex, that is when you are not in the mood, but soon again you are in the mood again. Whenever you want sex you can only have it if she is willing to give it. With a fleshlight this is not so. The fleshlight is always in the mood. Second, you do not need to take out your fleshlight to the movies, or to dinner, or listen to it complain about utter non-sense. Just put your fleshlight away and at any time use it when you need to. Third, the fleshlight is free from all diseases. You can fuck your fleshlight for as long as you like and never worry about contracting diseases from it. Your girlfriend might, in a small chance, end up giving you a disease. The fleshlight is the safest form of all sex. Fourth, the fleshlight cannot get pregnant. No matter how much sperm you pour into the fleshlight it will never get pregnant, even with a quart of sperm. No need for condoms, not need for worries. And definitely no need for unexpected child support 9 months later by your angry girlfriend that one day forgot or was too drunk to take the pill. Fifth, the fleshlight does not get jealous. If you want to use a different fleshlight, go ahead, it will not get jealous and end up keying your car the next day. Sixth, if you ever get angry at your fleshlight you can kill it, your can destroy it, without having to suffer first-degree manslaughter charges (by the way, this is unrelated, but I put laughter into manslaughter). And finally, your fleshlight comes with a warranty.
So fuck girlfriends, not literally speaking, and fuck the fleshlight instead. It is superior to a girlfriend in every aspect. All the worries, costs, hassles, and problems you go through girls you no longer need to go through a fleshlight. They are better than girlfriends. Do not listen to what your girlfriend tells you about the fleshlight. They are jealous of them. Girls are jealous of fleshlights because they finally realize they are obselete. The only real purpose of girls is to fuck, with the fleshlight, they lost all their purpose. No wonder they are so pissed at them.